i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”
carried the shit outta u son
What is this from please? I googled it but found nothing.
it’s from a korean movie called love fiction and the actress is Gong Hyo Jin
reblog for WoC excellence
she just vaporized him
so how about a movie starring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt directed by Christopher Nolan naturally titled The Crisis
Coming out this Christmas
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.and vodka
- Dita Von Teese (via bl-ossomed)
every 90’s kid’s dream
I feel like ive rebloged this before…I dont care its awesome.
Ahhhhhh!!!! This brought me joy.
i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m
why are they in a cage?
otherwise they’ll eggscape